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Joke of the Day

"Smartest joke I have I went to a bed and breakfast the other day that said that they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered some scrambled eggs during the Neolithic"

"Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's Facebook statuses broke up."

"What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR"

"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "

"Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you? 2: I'm too busy."

"I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium."

"An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila."

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'"

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