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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"
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"The teenage boy cashier just told my wife that her tampon coupon is expired...and all of Target went silent."
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"Christopher Columbus: discovered nothing, kidnapped, enslaved & murdered natives & gets a national holiday honoring him? Well played, sir."
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"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."
"What you can get with 57 000? A home for a refugee. Or a shit ton of beer"
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"Houston teen kills himself while taking a selfie with a gun He probably should have used a camera"
"What does a cat say when he likes something? It's purrrfect."