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Joke of the Day
"What is the most violent element of the periodic table? Ni, because Ni for an eye"
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"My psychiatrist asked me how I became so patient. I told him I was waiting on Half Life 3 to come out."
"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"
"wait, THESE are pistachios? i've been calling them wood clams"
"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."
"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."
"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"
"What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time? Tutankhamun."
"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."