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Joke of the Day

"The teenage boy cashier just told my wife that her tampon coupon is expired...and all of Target went silent."

"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"

"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."

"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"

"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."

"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."

"To my followers in Florida in the path of the hurricane: Remember to keep your phone charged. These tweets don't ""like"" themselves."