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Joke of the Day

"Houston teen kills himself while taking a selfie with a gun He probably should have used a camera"

"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."

"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"

"Nobody's perfect! Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: ""Nobody's perfect!"""

"So, I decided to give Reddit a try... It has its ups and downs."

"Saying 'Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?' only works in the movies and not with strangers at Sports Authority"

"The Magician The magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He counted uno...dos...but he was gone without a tres."

"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"

"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"

"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."