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Joke of the Day
"What does a cat say when he likes something? It's purrrfect."
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"What do you call an extremely constipated person? Whatever you like. They don't give a shit."
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."
"Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon? Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool"
"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."
"Christmas tradition."
"Gas goes in the butt and out the mouth - Cigarettes"
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."
"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""
"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"