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Joke of the Day
"If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer."
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"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."
"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."
"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"
"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."
"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."
"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""
"I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment"
"Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, ""movies of Gary Oldman."""
"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"