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Joke of the Day

"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."

"How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy."

"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."

"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"

"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"

"What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down."

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""

"who wants some staples....... hold out your hands..... here they come [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ["

"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."