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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's Executive Plan for the next 4 years. 1. Make America Great Again 2. ? 3. Profit"

"Hey old couples. Email addresses are free. You can each have your own. Wait... Just gave that more thought. Forget it. Keep sharing."

"It's so hot outside... I'm sweating like a poodle at Michael Vicks house."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"

"All work and no play... .... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president. Im going to hell."

"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"

"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"

"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"