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Joke of the Day
"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."
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"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."
"I put one slice of toast in my toaster and got two out... Must have been mitoastis"
"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"
"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""
"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"
"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."
"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."