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Joke of the Day

"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."

"Why was the pencil in the toilet? It was a No. 2."

"SPOILER ALERT: Unrefrigerated milk goes bad quickly."

"Can't believe I'm still writing ""-oslovakian"" on all my Czechs."

"I hate it when I'm peeing in a public restroom & some motherfucker tries to rob me & I have to fight him while holding my dick."

"If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat."

"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."

"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."

"At least my parents April fools joke wasn't a child. /u/ChodeologyPHD came up with this."