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Joke of the Day

"Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second one says, ""I'll have some H2O too."" The second one dies."

"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"

"I tried to catch the essence of American football It's like you got a pretty big can of cold beer and on the other side of field your best buddy dying from hangover"

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."

"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort; it is equal to one night. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."

"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"

"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."

"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"