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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."
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"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."
"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."
"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"
"I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. They [Deleted]"
"How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? They are both up to something."
"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar."
"A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"
"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."