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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
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"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"
"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"
"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""
"What's the difference between a good year blimp and 365 days of sex one is good year and the other is a great year."
"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."
"Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]"
"Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?"
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."
"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"