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Joke of the Day
"You know what's funny? My life :("
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"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"
"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar.... The only reason I knew is that they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."
"Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)"
"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"
"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams"
"Bat 1: Do you ever think God made us blind so that we may see the world for what it truly is? Bat 2: (startled) who said that"