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Joke of the Day

"What is the world coming too? Porn."

"Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps? Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D"

"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"

"More of a riddle, actually. I happen once a year, but twice a week. You can easily find me in a store, but you won't see me in a mall. What am I?"

"I can't believe I used to talk to people."

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus"

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favourite movie? ITS FUCKING FROZEN!"

"I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me."

"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"

"6yo: I can't wait to be an adult! Me: Adults don't get snow days. 6yo *faints*"