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Joke of the Day

"Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps? Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D"

"Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but he'll tell everybody."

"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"

"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."

"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."

"Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant? Because they schlepped together."

"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."

"astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni."