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Joke of the Day
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favourite movie? ITS FUCKING FROZEN!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"
"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*"
"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."
"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"
"Why did the cookie get fired from his job? He came to work baked."
"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."
"A Man Tells a Joke... http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/38ywir/i_want_my_kids_middle_name_to_be_withawhy_just_to/crz16n6"