198075
Joke of the Day
"I can't believe I used to talk to people."
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"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""
"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"
"What do you call a repeat line cutter? A pair of scissors."
"""Stop hitting me."" -Rock bottom."
"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)"
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."
"Homeless Yelp Review: Dumpster behind grocery on Calhoun & Fairfax BARELY had any rotting fruit. Owner chased me off with a bat. 0 stars."