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Joke of the Day
"Im not a lawyer But I do have a small private firm right now."
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"Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle...."
"Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying. Obligatory edit: Frontpage on /r/jokes! Wohooo!"
"A hamstring is really just Lady Gaga's lingerie."
"Where do epileptics love to eat? Little Seizures"
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up."
"A big thank you to whoever spraypainted ""KARATE"" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now."
"What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? Tareable"