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Joke of the Day

"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"

"Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!"

"Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit."

"[Mad scientist lamenting] ""All that work, trying to create a perfect palindrome ..wasted! DAMMIT I'M MAD !"" (Pauses) ""Hey...wait"

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"I wanted to get rid of my body hair through laser hair removal But it grew on me"

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."

"The Three Words You Dread What are the three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey, I'm home."""