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Joke of the Day
"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"
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"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"The NSA The only part of the government that actually listens"
"When the audio cuts out at the end of a newscast and the anchors start chit-chatting I like to pretend it's about my surprise party."
"Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack? Whore moans"
"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"
"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."
"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."