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Joke of the Day
"We may be approaching this wrong, what if Paris Hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?"
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"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"
"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"
"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"
"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"
"Three variations of ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" http://puu.sh/aTYoy/2e4a5f69b8.png"
"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"
"""Welcome to Panda Express"" ""I'd like one panda"" ""Sorry we don't sell pand-"" *slips cashier $100* ""Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"""
"Worst case scenario for the 'coin behind the ear' trick is finding a tumour there and being accused of dark magic."
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"