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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
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"How flies does it take to screw in light bulb? Just two."
"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."
"Why did the redneck cross the road? To get to the oth-TONY STEWART"
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
"A local candle shop burned down... it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday"
"[Riot] ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" *far in the back* PIZZA ROLLS ""No Jim we want freedom"" ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" PIZZA ROLLS ""JIM"" But I'm hungry :("
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"
"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"
"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"