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Joke of the Day
"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"
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"What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P"
"What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes?"
"I'm leaving reddit"
"The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't? Because Bruce Lee is no joke..."
"[nabisco hq] ""Wheat Thins sales are down we need ideas"" *raises hand* ""anyone else?"" ... ... ""ok Dan, but I swear to god if u say-"" Wheat Thicks"
"Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar."
"Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis? Nobody in the government does their job."
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats."
"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."