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Joke of the Day
"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"
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"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."
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"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"
"I had some North Korean food yesterday... The [deleted] was delicious!"