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Joke of the Day

"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."

"Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing"

"Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!"

"Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot."

"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"

"I called my fishing boat ""Dubstep"" Because it's the only time i drop the bass."

"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."

"What's the only thing in Australia that won't kill you? Old Age"