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Joke of the Day

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix"

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."

"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""

"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."

"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."

"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"

"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"