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Joke of the Day

"Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix"

"What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"

"Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat."

"Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale."

"The old lady at the bank An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."

"Saw that Poland just won the country's first gold metal.... they were so happy, they had it bronzed!"