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Joke of the Day

"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."

"What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty"

"Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral"

"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."

"I keep having suicidal thoughts But I try not to get too hung up on them."

"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."

"What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""

"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."