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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."
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"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."
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"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."