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Joke of the Day

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."

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"Marry had a Little Lamb... Marry had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Marry had a little lamb... The Doctor was surprised."
"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."
"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."
"Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan."
"Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"
"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!"
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