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Joke of the Day
"Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account."
Next Joke
"Well...well...well Welcome to stutter class"
"Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?"
"My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone."
"I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound."
"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."
"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."
"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."
"Just moisturized my hands and now I can't get out of the bathroom. Send help."
"Starting Salary"