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Joke of the Day
"Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall"
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"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"
"What do you say to ensure another Jehovah's Witness never comes by your house again? Sir, have you heard about the great workout of crossfit?"
"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."
"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."
"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."
"Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs."
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""