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Joke of the Day

"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"

"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."

"What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear."

"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."

"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."

"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""

"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."

"What is the hardest Part about being a pedophile Fitting in"