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Joke of the Day
"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."
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"It all The title says it all."
"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."
"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"
"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."
"Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter"
"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"
"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."
"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"
"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."