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Joke of the Day
"My French buddy keeps trying to get me to drink It's a lot of Pierre pressure"
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"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"
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"I'm putting ""open bar"" on my invitations, but its gonna be a cash bar. Just because its my 3rd wedding doesn't mean u can skip it, slackers."
"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"Bank manager: I'm sorry sir you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account."
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
"Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE"