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Joke of the Day
"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"
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"I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership."
"what do they call a hot looking girl who will love you and stay devoted to you forever? let me know once you find one"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."
"There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours"
"I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show."
"What do you call a burden of a bookstore A liabilitirary *say it out loud*"
"Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting."
"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."