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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"

"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"

"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"

"Did you know that chickens die after they have sex? Well.. at least the one I had sex with did."

"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."

"I'am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone"

"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."

"Being eaten by zombies sounds less painful than running away from zombies."

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"