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Joke of the Day
"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"
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"It's my life. I'll live it, I'll love it, and I won't care what you think of it."
"As I was looking at some apartments I saw a parking area with the sign,""Tenant Parking."" But what happens if there are more than ten ants?"
"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"
"""Daddy , how do stars die ?"" ""Drugs , usually"""
"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."
"I think my coffee pot is an alcoholic It gets drunk at least once a day even when no one else is around"
"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""