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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the american man who broke his leg? He went... broke."
Next Joke
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it."
"[PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper. Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine."
"Today I checked my privilege... [] Privilege"
"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."
"I had to put my dog down today... He's getting to damn big to carry."
"I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face."
"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"
"There are four things in the world I hate: 1. Racists 2. Mexicans 3. Irony 4. and lists"
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."