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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."
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"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"
"Hello 911. ""He's back what do I do?"" Brent? ""Yes"" It's the just the mailman remember ""Ok, sorry."" Bye ""Wait, he put something in my mailbo"
"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."
"How many Mexicans does it take to... ...Oh shit, they're done"
"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."
"Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates? In Iraq."
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"