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Joke of the Day
"Being eaten by zombies sounds less painful than running away from zombies."
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"WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN? BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!"
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you"
"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."
"I call my dick the truth... Because the Truth hurts... And you can't handle the truth."
"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"What do you call a small bull? A MINI-TAUR!"