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Joke of the Day
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
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"What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids? Michael Jackson"
"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."
"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"
"I recently sold my vacuum It just sucked"
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you"
"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."
"Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles."
"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"