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Joke of the Day
"I'am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone"
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"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."
"Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream."
"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills."
"Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper."
"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."
"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."
"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."
"God does exist If you're North Korean"