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Joke of the Day
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
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"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"
"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"
"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."
"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."
"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"
"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"
"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"
"I went up to Serena Williams. I said, ""Serena, what's your favourite planet?"" She said, ""It's Venus."" I said, ""Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"""