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Joke of the Day
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
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"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"
"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"
"My friend came out of closet to me recently ""I am gay"", he said to me. I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said... ""How can you say that with such a straight face?"""
"Since we seem to be terrified of homosexuals, it would seem that the key to conquering America would be to attack us with an all-Gay army."
"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."
"*Turns up ""Eye of the Tiger""* *air boxes* *jumps imaginary rope* *takes awesome nap* *crowned World Nap Champion third day in a row*"
"Flirtation tip: glue a dead wasp to your hand before the date, then snatch at the air beside her head and show her the wasp. Say ""close one"""
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."