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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."
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"My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret."
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"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."
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"What type of computer sings? A Dell."
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"A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke... I didn't get it, it was way above my head."