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"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"
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"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."
"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."
"I only eat in two situations: when I'm hungry and when I'm not hungry"
"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics"
"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."
"Did you hear about the competition between Volvo and the other Swedish car manufacturer? It's all just a Saab story, really."
"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."
"How would you describe your past work? [Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management."