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Joke of the Day

"My friend came out of closet to me recently ""I am gay"", he said to me. I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said... ""How can you say that with such a straight face?"""

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"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""
"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."
"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."
"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."
"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"
"Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting."
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"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."