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Joke of the Day
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
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"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""
"Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep"
"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How the hell are we going to find any eggs in all this shit!"
"I'm rubber, you're glue, we're both living a nightmarish existence as self-aware inanimate objects. Someone please kill us."
"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."
"You are not even beneath my contempt."
"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."
"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."