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Joke of the Day

"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"

"What's got four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of tree it could kill you? A pool table."

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"The bartender asks him ""What will you have"" A time traveller walks into a bar"

"Wife: Can you check the dryer? Me: You put a check in the dryer? Don't you know money laundering is illegal?"

"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."

"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."

"Sorry I went down on your moms sister at your BBQ... I guess you could say I'm... [lowers shades] An aunt-eater."

"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."