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Joke of the Day
"The bartender asks him ""What will you have"" A time traveller walks into a bar"
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"If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia."
"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"
"The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry"
"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."
"I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots."
"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."
"Welcome, take off your pants ...and jacket."
"Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: ""How do you know he's a peeping tom?"" Woman: ""When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'""."
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"