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Joke of the Day

"What's got four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of tree it could kill you? A pool table."

"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"

"My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email"

"What's the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more."

"When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face."

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."

"What deity has the worst teeth? Tartarus"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"